hotornot.com has a lot to offer. sort of.

See the arrow.

Found this little devil spawn under suicide!

This super hot guy likes blood, kink, medieval things, needles, sadism and thigh boots. I mean, how could it get any better?

The highlighted word is "cute." You figure it out

It's Suzanne Somers incarnate! Under sexy, I found this one who is undoubtedly hiding her expansive forehead under her bangs.

And here's the last one under "beautiful." Sure. All 400 pounds of you are gorgeous.

I like the placement of the lightbulbs behind his ears...

You could totally play connect the dots with this guy's piercings.

PLANT COMING OUT OF MY HEAD

I'm very sorry for your apparent affliction. Faiencee sounds dangerous!

Wasn't this that National Geographic cover?

Nuh uh. You are CLEARLY Jamie Kennedy.